I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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