is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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