The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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