Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
a search helicopter?!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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