Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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