i just google imaged poop.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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