you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
