Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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