About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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