what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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