you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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