Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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