Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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