You smell like stripper and shame
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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