So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
