omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Houston, we have a blender
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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