I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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