I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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