At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
