Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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