Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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