I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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