Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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