That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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