we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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