She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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