She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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