People with herpes should wear stickers.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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