are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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