If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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