How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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