its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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