doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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