why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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