How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
two words...techno handjob
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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