omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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