We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Randomize
