Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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