so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
His nipple licking is glorious
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