He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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