Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
tell me about the fingering
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