Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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