That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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