just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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