me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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