Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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