hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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