she was so not down for the gang bang
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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