Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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