wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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