HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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