Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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